Saturday, June 25, 2005

Who Wants to be a Traitor?

Bill O'Reilly thinks "all those clowns at the liberal radio network" are traitors. And so is "any American that undermines that war, with our soldiers in the field, or undermines the war on terror, with 3,000 dead on 9-11."

Karl Rove implies liberals are traitors: "Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers. Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 and the attacks and prepared for war. Conservatives saw what happened to us on 9/11 and said we will defeat our enemies. Liberals saw what happened to us and said we must understand our enemies."

Ann Coulter has made a career out of accusing liberals of treason.

According to Iceman Bloggeth, John Kerry is a traitor because, I guess, he fought for our country in Vietnam and didn't like war as much as, say, the guys in Washington who didn't fight in any wars.

For sponsoring an illegal alien path to citizenship bill, Sen. Ted Kennedy is a traitor, and so, by inference, is the bill's co-sponsor, Sen. John McCain.

The five Supreme Court Justices are Traitors!

Thursday, June 23, 2005, was the worst day in American history. Thursday, every citizen in the United States lost their right to own property. This is worse than Pearl Harbor; this is worse that September 11. Only 2,500 died on Dec. 7, 1941; only 3,000 died on Sept. 11, 2001. This week, we were all made serfs instead of citizens!

Can we not impeach and remove The Five Traitors?

(In subsequent letters to WorldNetDaily, they are also Nazis and anti-American socialists pushing us toward a "Soviet-style police state.")

Yes, Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin apologized for for suggesting how to interpret an FBI account of prisoner treatment at Guantanamo, but that doesn't make him any less of a traitor. In fact, the Land of Lincoln is really the land of traitors, with Sen. Barack Obama a traitor to his race.

Bill Clinton was Traitor in Chief for his support of Irael, according to the "Christian Party."

Clearly, there's a large audience for traitor baiting. Combine that with all those celebrity traitors out there, and you begin to see the potential for a new reality show called "Who Wants to be a Traitor?"

Here's the concept: Traitors like Danny Glover, George Soros and the Dixies Chicks face off before a studio audience and are critiqued by a panel composed of a leftie traitor, say Noam Chomsky, a moderate like Dr. Phil, and to make it fair and balanced, all three dudes from Power Line. (See their audition tape.)

Home viewers would get to vote for the biggest traitor of the week, with the winner returning for a new face-off. Win three weeks in a row, and the traitor gets a chance to unseat Michael Moore! During ratings weeks, there could be special theme shows — for example, Traitor Jews with Howard Stern, Daniel Ellsberg and Ruth Bader Ginsburg, or Traitor Nostalgia with Tom Hayden, Angela Davis and Martin Luther King III, standing in for this father.

But what would the traitor baiters make of this guest? This person created the opportunity for terrorists to develop "a broad range of urban warfare skills, from car bombings and assassinations to coordinated conventional attacks on police and military targets." Foreign extremists are flocking to the new training ground — which makes Osama's look like church camp — and are expected to be take their new skills elsewhere around the world.

Yep, George Bush getting us into Iraq versus Dick Durbin misquoted on Al Jazeera. Who would you vote for?

Can we stop with this traitor garbage now?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me guess, you're really Jane Fonda?

6:46 PM  
Blogger Charlie Quimby said...

Nope, but clearly a Traitor.

6:25 AM  

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